Fun: Fun
is the prefix of fundamental. When is the last time you had a fall off the
chair laugh by yourself? Laugh…it’s good for your health…There is comfort in laughing at
yourself
Dad, what are you playing with your child? Immaturity
is not encouraged but fun is. Spend some time in their world to build trust and
relationship, not to revert or retrogress to childishness. You’d be the
surprised the lessons in maturity that can be taught and received while playing
a video game or board game or catch…
Funny Sermon by Christian Comedian John Gray: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haJYtIsKyjY
- The
first book of the Bible is Guinness's. In the book of Guinness Adam
and Eve were created from an apple.
(Hmm could they mean Genesis?) - Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. Noah's wife was Joan of the Ark. Noah built the ark and the animals came on in pears.
- Moses went to the top of Mount Cyanide to get the 10 Commandments.
- The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
- The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.
- Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night.
- Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the apostles.
- The greatest miracle in the bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he actually obeyed him.
- Unleavened bread is bread made with no ingredients.
- A Christian should have only one wife. This is called monotony.
- Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.
- Solomon had 100 wives and 700 porcupines.
- The epistles were the wives of the apostles.
- When Mary heard she was the mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta.
- When the three wise guys from the east side arrived they found Jesus sacked in the manager.
- The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 decibels.
- St. Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage.
Fatherhood:
Here is an awesome collection of reunions of
military men and their families:
Family:
My brother in CHRIST has an awesome thing going on Facebook. He created a group
for his whole family to connect together. There are many good uses for
technology to enhance the family experience. A technological reunion could be
the basis for a face to face reunion in the future. Go ahead and start your
private family page…any opportunity to connect and love on family is good, no
matter the medium
Here are some things you may want to know about
Facebook groups:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZeaG5mspVU
- How to set up a group
http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2370501,00.asp
- What to be mindful of
Friends:
One of the best ways for a dad to model friendship to his children is to allow your
children to see you interact with your friends, hear you speaking highly of,
lifting up, strengthening the integrity of, looking beyond the faults of and
sharing with your friends
Friendship Quotes:
“Friendship...
is not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of
friendship, you really haven't learned anything.” – Muhammad Ali
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person
says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one.” - C.
S. Lewis
“The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You
just got to find the ones worth suffering for.” - Bob Marley
Fitness:
One of our most vital organs is our liver. Our
livers work as an infiltration system that help us remove toxins from our blood
stream and helps in the processing of food. We need to take care of them as
environment and diet tend to weaken our overworked livers…
Here is are some tips on keeping our liver
healthy:
Finance:
A great book to read with or play the audio for your
children to help the understand how money works, along with the Bible, is
Robert Kiyosaki’s Rich Dad, Poor Dad
Here is a search for it: https://www.richdadcoaching.com/unfairadvantage/?jadid=27567175846&jap=1t1&jk=rich+dad+poor+dad&jkId=8a8ae4cd3e48afc9013e6935e0314f11&jmt=1_e_&jp=&js=1&jsid=33180&jt=1&gclid=CMaPoKCSk7gCFcee4Aod9x8Axg
This book is a quick easy read and is eye opening…
Faith
Now as he
walked by the sea of Galilee, he saw Simon and Andrew his brother casting a net
into the sea: for they were fishers. And Jesus said unto them, Come ye after
me, and I will make you to become fishers of men. And straightway they forsook
their nets, and followed him.
(Mark 1:16-18)
Our ordered steps are relationships. Once captured by CHRIST, we are called to be captivating through the good news, so captives are captured unto freedom. To be caught by CHRIST is to be set free - Brother Jeremy A. Maynard
(Mark 1:16-18)
Our ordered steps are relationships. Once captured by CHRIST, we are called to be captivating through the good news, so captives are captured unto freedom. To be caught by CHRIST is to be set free - Brother Jeremy A. Maynard




